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These are some lies we made up about Advance.
A massive jackal can be seen very often staring in Bailey Creek.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has from time to time been distinguished in All-American Rose Selections Garden at night struggling to exclaim something.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft is every now and then distinguished trying to seize something in Yadkin Valley at midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances twinkling a light down next to the water at Lake Desmond. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a menacing phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours.
The Wizard of Oz may now and then be seen in a building in Advance.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a denim jacket has often been observed strolling along a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Advance. Either way, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any normal person wouldn't wish
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to bump into.
A headless gentleman is repeatedly made out seated in a chair in a mobile home outside Advance. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from Jupiter has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions taking pleasure in the surroundings at Arnold Lake Dam at night.
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enormous puppy may be seen very often in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
An ET from another world has occasionally been observed raking leaves in the back yard of an apartment in Advance.
An extremely large ram is every now and then perceived going out of control in Hanging Rock State Park outside the ranger station.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg removed has supposedly been observed on one or two instances sitting on a stool in a home in Advance.
The ghost of a guy grasping a bloody axe can every so often be perceived walking from flat to flat on a dark night on an Advance road.
An extraterrestrial was perceived browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of an Advance trailer at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy appeared relaxing at a table in an Advance flat.
A soldier's uniform wandering about lacking a body in it was made out gazing at folks in an Advance building
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through a door crack. The spirit reacted to the watcher. No matter what, it's a menacing phantom that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Advance
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Ghost Sightings From Advance
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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