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These are some lies we made up about Wittman.
A massive mustang has regularly been perceived playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Wittman flat.
The spirit of a man having on military attire is frequently spotted in Church Cove Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a big rock. It's been declared that this exact ghost likes terrifying foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Wittman. In any event, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A very large steer may often be made out by North Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water.
An ET can be perceived repeatedly in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Nelson Island Shoal in detail.
The martian captain of a UFO is sometimes distinguished in a Wittman highschool at the stroke of midnight striding the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Wittman
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Ghost Sightings From Wittman
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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