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An ET from space can regularly be noticed attempting to touch something by Bald Cypress Branch.
A space man can be observed often staring down into the water at Big Newfound Neck before sunrise.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has every now and then been spotted in Adkins Mill Park at night covering a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A colossal woodchuck is occasionally distinguished taking pleasure in the landscape at Powellvilles Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a man having satanic symbols etched into his arm can once in a while be made out by Cypress Swamp gazing crossly at the observer.
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Ghost Sightings From Willards
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Ghost Sightings From Willards
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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