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These are some lies we made up about Westminster.
An ET was noticed by County Home Farm Pond Dam late at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a mail carrier has regularly been distinguished in Bair Stadium around midnight hauling a corpse through some bushes. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A colossal cony is regularly noticed resting at the kitchen counter in a Westminster apartment.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy can often be spotted downing water from Martin Spring after midnight.
A man's body having the head of a raccoon can be witnessed frequently gazing at people in a Westminster flat through an air vent.
Cinderella has every now and then been distinguished on a dark night studying Wakefield Valley in detail.
A womanly shape is from time to time observed in a deserted area near Westminster.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword has allegedly been seen on several occasions in the
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middle of Aspen Run flickering a flash light.
A very large pony can now and then be observed posting a letter at a Westminster post office.
Archimedes is repeatedly noticed articulating into the thin air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A huge donkey is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances walking
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a Terrier late in the night on a shadowy Westminster lane.
An extremely large eland can often be noticed looking through building windows in Westminster around midnight.
A Chupacabra may be seen very frequently howling at the onlooker to leave by Gunpowder Falls State Park.
A very large mongoose has now and then been observed going wild in Appalachian National Scenic Trail near the ranger station.
An alien from Venus is once in a while witnessed watching movies in a Westminster living room late in the night.
An alien from space has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions on a Westminster road around midnight.
A massive bighorn may every so often be observed floating in the air like a balloon in Westminster.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed gazing at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a home in Westminster.
Julius Ceasar showed up in a restaurant in the Westminster area.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets was seen crawling out of a manhole on a Westminster avenue at night. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the onlookers.
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Ghost Sightings From Westminster
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Ghost Sightings From Westminster
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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