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These are some lies we made up about Tyaskin.
A headless woman has often been spotted monitoring the surroundings from the highest spot of Dunker Hill before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is regularly distinguished staring at the waves by the water at Mount Vernon Beach in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be seen next to the water at Bay Point screaming at the viewer to stay away.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system may be seen frequently throwing boulders into the water at Back Creek at night.
The ghost of a young girl has now and then been witnessed by Al White Marsh burrowing a hole.
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Ghost Sightings From Tyaskin
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Ghost Sightings From Tyaskin
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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