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These are some lies we made up about Tracys Landing.
A giant hare has supposedly been seen on frequent instances shifting orbs around by Fairhaven Cliffs.
A very large wolf may frequently be observed at Herrington Harbour before sunrise taking in the scenery.
An ET from space has from time to time been distinguished at Battees Point in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water.
A space man is from time to time perceived looking for a shoe beneath a parked pickup in a Tracys Landing parking lot at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions in a Tracys Landing area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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