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These are some lies we made up about Thurmont.
The spirit of a young-looking lady having on a bloody dress is known to have been noticed on a few occasions in a secluded spot outside Thurmont. Anyway, it's sure a creepy ghost that you would not want to come across late at night.
A space alien may every now and then be spotted digging an outlet in the center of Bear Branch.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been distinguished waving to cars alongside a shadowy road close to Thurmont.
A giant parrot is frequently observed destroying a bag by Wolf Rock.
A headless woman is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Thurmont.
A gargantuan coyote can often be made out in a rubber boat on Hunting Creek Lake consuming a tomato.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may be observed very often chatting into the air as if someone besides was present.
Vasco da Gama is now
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and then spotted chatting into the air in Coffee Hollow on a dark night.
The ghost of a teenage girl is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances down at Cunningham Falls in the early morning hours seeking someone.
A gargantuan elk can now and then be made out viewing the view from the peak of Black Rock in the
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early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen in Camp Greentop Historic District very late at night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A medusa came into sight in Blacks Hilltop Orchard at the stroke of midnight carving a cavity in the earth.
An extremely large badger came into sight glancing over Buzzard Flats before dawn.
The spirit of a woman with half her head absent was perceived at Emmitsburg Dam late in the night contemplating. The witness freaked out and fled. A local man declares that this phantom is that of a resident who had a home here in Thurmont before the present.
A woman having a spear in her head has often been observed walking a Pit Bull late at night on a gloomy Thurmont avenue.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is regularly spotted staring through residence windows in Thurmont very late at night.
An alien tourist from another solar system has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions watching cable in a Thurmont
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Ghost Sightings From Thurmont
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Ghost Sightings From Thurmont
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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