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These are some lies we made up about Temple Hills.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a store clerk can once in a while be distinguished in Allentown Road Recreation Center around midnight demolishing a glove. People who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Temple Hills many years ago.
The phantom of a man sporting a police force outfit was seen tossing boulders into Anacostia First High Reservoir around midnight. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the witnesses.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished in a trailer near Temple Hills. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the thin air. One thing's for sure, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be steered clear of.
A giant musk deer materialized looking at the water by Clinton Regional Park Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man sporting a military uniform
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was witnessed drifting along Barnaby Run before dawn. Scared by the viewers the ghost fled into the night. A local person argues that this ghost may very well be a renowned yesteryear local of Temple Hills.
Christopher Columbus was perceived up on the apex of Bald Eagle Hill reading a newsletter.
A female with an axe sticking out of her
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head has often been distinguished guzzling water from Federal Spring at midnight. One of the folks who live here firmly claims that this spirit is the undead soul of an old Temple Hills local resident.
A colossal walrus is frequently spotted in a Temple Hills area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
A very large opossum has been perceived on one or two occasions resting at a coffee table in a Temple Hills flat gazing.
An ET from space can be perceived very often at Fox Ferry Point before sunrise gazing down into the water.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has from time to time been perceived by Rosier Bluff attempting to capture something.
An alien from planet Jupiter is now and then distinguished riding on a llama beside a road in the neighborhood of Temple Hills.
The ghost of a lady with a bag bound around her head may occasionally be distinguished at a coin operated phone in Temple Hills making a phone call. Some of those who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that
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was murdered while driving through Temple Hills a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Temple Hills
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Ghost Sightings From Temple Hills
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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