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An ET from Jupiter has purportedly been seen on frequent instances next to the water at Albright Point trying to find a person.
The ghost of a delivery man can regularly be seen at the waterfront at Lane Beach weeping.
A big menacing monster can be distinguished time and again looking at the landscape at Saint George Harbor at night.
A feminine figure has every so often been distinguished studying Coade Bar in detail in the early morning hours. Loads of locals assert this ghost enjoys frightening folks who come searching for ghosts in Tall Timbers.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword is from time to time witnessed by Adams Creek attempting to grasp something. No matter what, this is an antagonistic phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Tall Timbers
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Ghost Sightings From Tall Timbers
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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