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These are some lies we made up about Suitland.
A soldier's outfit staggering around devoid of a body in it emerged trashing a map in Allentown Road Recreation Center before sunrise. The witness ran away when she saw the ghost.
A huge crocodile was distinguished drinking blood from a cup in a rubber raft on Anacostia First High Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet came into sight late at night running after a passing car on a murky highway in the vicinity of Suitland.
The ghost of an awfully charred female was observed down at Federal Spring at the stroke of midnight glugging down milk. When the viewer materialized the phantom ran off. A local man says that this phantom likes scaring foolish people who come trying to locate phantoms in Suitland.
The ghost of a man with the sign of the devil cut into his nose was perceived by Barnaby Run smoking a cigar. The ghost mumbled about revenging a slaying.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has frequently
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been seen in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A gargantuan kitten is regularly observed glancing at the view from the top of Bald Eagle Hill at night.
The spirit of a critically mangled hunter hauling a dead mountain lion has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions
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carrying a human headbone near the water at Buzzard Point. One thing is for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a chilling spirit that is rather not messed with.
Archimedes may often be witnessed pulling up weeds in the back yard of a mobile home in Suitland.
An ET can be witnessed over and over again by an old woman canoeing in a river outside Suitland.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space has now and then been witnessed having a seat on a couch in a residence in Suitland.
A gargantuan dromedary is every so often seen attempting to seize something in Cedarville State Forest outside the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions wandering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Suitland residential road.
A space man can every so often be distinguished going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Suitland mobile home before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a line around
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her neck has repeatedly been witnessed outside the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail moving orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Suitland
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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