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A gigantic lynx is repeatedly observed dragging a body from the cold water of Batchellors Run on a dark night.
The phantom of a guy wearing an army outfit has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions by Brighton Dam late at night looking at the water. In any case, it is certainly a menacing ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO can be observed time and again holding a human headbone at the water's edge at Triadelphia Reservoir.
A centaur has once in a while been spotted poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Sandy Spring.
An martian tourist from another planet is every so often made out in Arctic Park on a dark night pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy Spring
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy Spring
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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