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These are some lies we made up about Sabillasville.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a janitor has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions gripping a headbone in Camp Greentop Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader may repeatedly be noticed hanging in the air like a blimp in Sabillasville.
A gigantic hog can be distinguished over and over again looking at an old woman snoozing on a futon in a house in Sabillasville.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally made out by Wolf Rock attempting to utter something.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions in a store in the Sabillasville area.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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