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These are some lies we made up about Rockville.
A shining human character has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances next to All Pure Spring at the stroke of midnight swallowing blood from a beaker.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a winter jacket may often be observed hauling a body through some bushes in Anderson Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Anyhow, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into late in the night.
A giant jackal has every so often been witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Rockville flat consuming a cookie.
Rapunzel is every now and then made out mounted on a donkey by the side of a highway close to Rockville.
A space invader from another solar system is known to have been seen on frequent occasions at Wheaton Regional Park Dam at the stroke of midnight talking into the air.
A space man can every so often be noticed strolling through a trailer outside Rockville.
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extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was distinguished by Batchellors Run carrying a human headbone.
An martian explorer from another planet materialized on the apex of Hunting Hill after midnight gazing at the panorama.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted by the water's edge at Lake Eisen looking.
A decapitated
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gentleman came into view looking across David Taylor Model Basin late at night. Further accounts of this ghost have been conveyed.
A lady with her head and both arms removed was seen in a phone booth in Rockville talking on the phone. Other people in the neighborhood have had similar happenings involving an almost identical ghost. Some of the people here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Rockville some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been made out striding through a Rockville neighborhood churchyard.
A soldier's uniform marching around devoid of a body in it is often observed being in a vacant home in Rockville. In any event, this is an unlikable spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
The phantom of a severely scorched woman is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions rearranging orbs about quite near the entrance to Cedarville State Forest. According to the residents, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who
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are fearless enough to upset the silence in Rockville. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockville
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Ghost Sightings From Rockville
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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