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These are some lies we made up about Riva.
An extremely large dugong was spotted articulating into the night as if somebody besides was near.
The phantom of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his right hand has regularly been witnessed heaving chunks of concrete by Alexander Branch. A number of of the folks who live in this town say this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Riva some decades ago. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from another galaxy is repeatedly witnessed staring over Frog Canyon very late at night.
The ghost of a flight attendant has been noticed on one or two occasions burning a book near the water at Aberdeen Creek. Whatever people say, this is an antagonistic ghost that is preferably not upset.
A space man can be noticed over and over again swallowing blood from a jar by Bear Neck Marsh.
A gargantuan seal is every
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so often seen examining Beech Hollow in detail at night.
A sizeable menacing dragon is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in Bacon Ridge Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Riva
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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