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These are some lies we made up about Princess Anne.
An extremely large gila monster is occasionally seen staggering beside a wild highway near Princess Anne.
Johann Sebastian Bach has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances in Manokin Historic District after midnight flinging bricks.
An alien from Venus may now and then be observed by Allentown Pond Dam before dawn staring at the water.
A very large cheetah was distinguished having a seat in a beanbag in a mobile home outside Princess Anne.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head came into view by Dublin Swamp gobbling a burger. The eye witness became frightened and fled. One thing is for sure, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that you would not want to encounter around midnight.
A half translucent guy dressed as the skipper of a freight ship was witnessed at Back Creek very late at night flinging pieces of wood into the flow. The ghost greeted the viewer. A local resident declares that this
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phantom may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Princess Anne some decades ago. Nevertheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
An ET from another planet emerged at the stroke of midnight sprinting after a passing pickup on a shadowy highway close to Princess Anne.
The extraterrestrial
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captain of an alien spacecraft was seen up on Backbone Hill reading a pamphlet.
A Centrosaurus was seen down next to the water at Clifton Point hauling a human cranium.
An ET from planet Jupiter has often been perceived in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A big terrifying ghost is frequently made out looking in Trap Pond State Park outside the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances trying to capture something in Assateague Island National Seashore at the park headquarters.
A gigantic crow may be perceived often by a lady hunting in a forest near Princess Anne.
The phantom of a young man having on a confederate uniform has once in a while been distinguished sitting on the floor in a residence in Princess Anne. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An ET is sometimes perceived pushing orbs around beneath
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a lamppost in Princess Anne.
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Ghost Sightings From Princess Anne
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Ghost Sightings From Princess Anne
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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