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The martian technician of a flying saucer was witnessed in a phone booth in Pocomoke City using the telephone.
A gargantuan cony was made out staggering through a Pocomoke City neighborhood burial ground.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has repeatedly been observed hauling a skull in Cypress Park very late at night.
The Gingerbread Man is often distinguished in Beaverdam Swamp before dawn struggling to hide a body.
The ghost of a guy wearing a soldier's uniform is known to have been perceived on many instances in the middle of Bachelors Branch yelling.
A gigantic kangaroo may be made out over and over again climbing a lofty tree in Pocomoke State Forest very late at night.
Plato is once in a while noticed trying to state something at Big Millpond Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic lemur is rumored to have been observed on many instances flickering a flash light on the water's edge of Big Millpond.
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space man from another world can sometimes be seen reflecting by a deserted road in the vicinity of Pocomoke City late at night.
A space invader has frequently been observed spending time in a derelict villa in Pocomoke City.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently witnessed in Assateague Island National Seashore quite near the ranger station
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pushing orbs around.
A colossal mole has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions standing by a wild highway outside Pocomoke City.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head may often be made out pointing at the onlooker outside the entrance to Trap Pond State Park. Regardless of what folks express, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy may be spotted very frequently in a residence in Pocomoke City.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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