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The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions collecting sticks to make a fire in Wicomico State Forest very late at night.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may from time to time be distinguished concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Adkins Mill Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Residents claim that this spirit loves terrifying unwise folks who come looking for spirits in Pittsville.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet was noticed enjoying the landscape at Powellvilles Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from Saturn became visible late at night struggling out of Asherwood Swamp covered in slime.
An extraterrestrial from space was seen smoking a cigar by Bald Cypress Branch.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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