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These are some lies we made up about Pikesville.
Socrates has frequently been made out swallowing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Pikesville.
The ghost of a destitute guy is often noticed hurling stones up on Bare Hills.
A space alien from space has been noticed on one or two instances on the top of one of the mountains in the Bare Hills in the early morning hours stacking bricks.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO can be witnessed often examining Green Spring Valley in detail at midnight.
An martian voyager from another world has now and then been distinguished eating a piece of bread down at the water at Ashburton Lake.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is every now and then perceived after midnight soaring over The Caves.
An alien has been said to have been made out on one or two instances in Baltimore Zoo very late at night pulling a dead body over rocks.
The martian technician of a flying saucer may from time to time be noticed
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talking into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An alien from Pluto has regularly been observed walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a gloomy Pikesville lane.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is regularly spotted mid stream in Baisman Run weeping.
A very large cheetah has been said to have been made out
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on a few occasions looking through residence windows in Pikesville after midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus can often be witnessed by Druid Hill Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water.
A bloodcurdling creature can be noticed frequently watching television in a Pikesville living room very late at night. A local woman alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Pikesville.
A space alien from the cosmos has every now and then been distinguished on a Pikesville residential street after midnight.
The ghost of a zinc-miner has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances at Cedarville State Forest scaring folks.
A lady with a moderately transparent body may from time to time be spotted in Catoctin Mountain Park outside the ranger station screaming names.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished floating in the air like a blimp in Pikesville. Additional reports of this ghost have been reported.
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One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Pikesville in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Pikesville
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Ghost Sightings From Pikesville
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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