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A pitch black dog that transformed into a lady has once in a while been distinguished in Pennys Shoal before dawn flickering a lamp.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy is once in a while made out contemplating under a streetlamp in Perry Point. A local person alleges that this ghost likes startling foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Perry Point. No matter what, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that you would not want to bump into before sunrise.
A huge donkey has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances wandering from residence to residence very late at night on a Perry Point lane.
A space alien from outer space may sometimes be spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Perry Point flat.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has regularly been observed on the top of Mount Ararat late in the night staring at the sight. Some of the locals allege this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to locate spirits in Perry Point.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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