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These are some lies we made up about Oxford.
A space invader is known to have been made out on a few instances in Bellevue Park very late at night piling rocks.
A youthful girl having on a bloody wedding dress can often be seen down at the water at Atwells Cove burning a map. Several people argue this spirit is the stressed soul of a long gone Oxford resident. Well, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter at night.
A guy having a spear in his head may be distinguished time and again snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Oxford. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a mailman has once in a while been noticed taking pleasure in the landscape at Talbot Country Club Pond Dam before dawn.
An enormous lynx is occasionally witnessed downing apple juice by Broad Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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