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These are some lies we made up about Owings.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may repeatedly be made out swallowing paint by Fairhaven Cliffs.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has sometimes been spotted tossing boulders into Hagerstown City Park Lake late in the night.
A black dog that turned into a female is every now and then spotted reading a newsletter at Herrington Harbour in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a young-looking woman clothed as a maid may from time to time be made out floating in the air like a cloud in Owings.
The spirit of a destitute man has repeatedly been perceived looking at a person slumbering in an armchair in a flat in Owings. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Owings many years ago.
The ghost of a young cowboy is regularly distinguished gazing in Bayfront Park very late at night. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be left
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alone.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions drifting by on Black Swamp Creek at midnight.
A menacing beast may frequently be witnessed looking down into the water at Abington Cove in the early morning hours.
A giant porpoise may be made out over and over again
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meditating in Long Bar late in the night.
An ET from planet Pluto has every now and then been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise creeping out of Long Marsh soaked in slime.
The spirit of a silver-miner is every so often spotted trying on clothes in an Owings house. If you listen to what the residents argue, this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Owings.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a store clerk is known to have been perceived on several occasions crawling up from a manhole on an Owings lane at night.
An ET from the cosmos can sometimes be witnessed playing a flute in an Owings mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Owings
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Ghost Sightings From Owings
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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