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These are some lies we made up about Monrovia.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may now and then be observed covering a corpse by a large boulder in Damascus Park before dawn.
A space invader has regularly been distinguished smoking a pipe by Bens Branch.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is often distinguished in a boat on Lake Linganore discussing into the night.
A person with a skeleton face in murky robes has been witnessed on many instances near Sparr Spring before dawn reading a magazine. Anyhow, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from planet Mars can regularly be noticed watching television in a Monrovia living room at the stroke of midnight.
A wandering spirit can be made out repeatedly screaming at Haul Road Dam at midnight.
A big frightening ogre has occasionally been seen on a Monrovia residential road late at night.
A massive musk-ox is rumored to have been observed on several instances floating
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in the air like a cloud in Monrovia.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian combatant can now and then be witnessed gazing at a lady snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Monrovia. According to what the locals assert, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Monrovia some time ago. In any event, this is a bad ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An alien from another planet was spotted in a clothing store in the Monrovia area.
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Ghost Sightings From Monrovia
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Ghost Sightings From Monrovia
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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