Midland

 
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The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand can from time to time be spotted staring down into the water at Squirrel Neck in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The ghost of a waitress has often been seen striding from building to building late at night on a Midland residential street.

Issac Newton is often noticed in a boat on Lonaconing Reservoir turning toward the onlooker.
    
A massive grizzly bear has been spotted on one or two instances searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Midland flat before dawn.

A Plateosaurus can regularly be seen resting at the dining table in a Midland mobile home.

 

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