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A woman with her head and right arm and left leg severed may be witnessed very frequently by Baron Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a blood-splattered spear is every so often spotted by Big Creek Marsh struggling to touch something. Nonetheless, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't want to meet at midnight.
A huge kangaroo has purportedly been observed on numerous instances beside the water at Athol Neck meditating.
A space man may once in a while be spotted in Red Banks at night rearranging orbs about.
An armed forces outfit wandering around devoid of a body in it was seen by Blackwater Creek looking frightening. Many people in the vicinity have had identical experiences with an identical spirit.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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