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A space alien from Jupiter has every now and then been witnessed flinging stones into Prettyboy Reservoir before sunrise.
A massive lemur is once in a while distinguished taking in the landscape at Prettyboy Dam late at night.
A man with a big hole through his chest has been witnessed on a small number of occasions going out of control up on Spook Hill. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
A female's body having a sheep's head may every now and then be seen in Frog Hollow before dawn burrowing an opening. People here who have seen this spirit argue this spirit may perhaps be a famous past native of Manchester.
An enormous reptile has frequently been distinguished mounding chunks of concrete mid stream in Beetree Run.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun is regularly made out down near the water at Frog Hollow Cove sipping blood from a mug.
A fairly decomposed
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human cadaver has purportedly been perceived on many occasions concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Morris Meadows Recreation Farm before dawn.
A space man from another planet may frequently be noticed staggering from building to building in the early morning hours on a Manchester residential street.
The martian captain of an
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alien spacecraft may be spotted often down next to Camp Alkor Spring after midnight smoking a cigar.
A gigantic fawn has now and then been noticed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Manchester building late in the night.
A large chilling monster is every now and then seen seated at a coffee table in a Manchester flat.
The spirit of a farmer dressed in a hat has been made out on frequent instances looking at people in a Manchester residence through a door crack. A person who lives here says that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Manchester local resident.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may now and then be seen waving to cars in the middle of a gloomy road close to Manchester.
A space man from the cosmos was perceived trying to say something near Gunpowder Falls State Park.
A space alien came into view guzzling diesel from a pump at a gas station in Manchester.
A very large snake was seen by the entrance to Catoctin Mountain Park contemplating.
Vincent
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van Gogh materialized walking a Collie at midnight on a dark Manchester avenue.
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Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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