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These are some lies we made up about Leonardtown.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may every now and then be noticed nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Leonardtown.
A colossal donkey was perceived looking down into the water at Breton Bay before dawn.
A sasquatch showed up going to see Poseys Bluff at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly hag was spotted hurling boulders at the water at Sandyland Beach. The arrival of the bystander scared the phantom who then faded away.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body was noticed in Hollywood Park in the early morning hours burrowing an outlet. The ghost talked about avenging a killing.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was distinguished piling chunks of concrete at Ledford Farm Pond Dam after midnight.
A huge bear has frequently been distinguished examining Blue Sow in detail in the early morning hours.
A giant skunk is frequently noticed trying to find a glove by Belvedere Creek.
A man having
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the head of a goblin can frequently be made out in a Leonardtown secondary school after midnight walking the hallways.
A space invader may be perceived very often in a mirror in a Leonardtown mobile home; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body has every so often been distinguished searching
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for a hat next to a parked Honda in a Leonardtown parking lot before dawn.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer is every so often perceived reading a magazine at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Leonardtown.
A big terrifying dragon is known to have been seen on numerous occasions in Calvert Cliffs State Park outside the park headquarters trying to find a man.
An alien traveler from outer space may every so often be made out sobbing by the entrance to Fort Washington Park.
An extremely large bunny is regularly seen resting at a coffee table in a Leonardtown building staring.
Christopher Columbus has been said to have been spotted on many instances strolling through a house in Leonardtown.
An enormous ocelot can often be noticed mounted on a mare next to a road outside Leonardtown.
The ghost of a planter having on a farmer hat has now and then been made out striding through a building close to Leonardtown.
A massive opossum is sometimes spotted at a coin operated phone in Leonardtown making a phone call.
A giant wolf is rumored to have been seen on many occasions staggering through a Leonardtown vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Leonardtown
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Ghost Sightings From Leonardtown
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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