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These are some lies we made up about Keymar.
A massive anteater emerged by Beaver Branch sobbing.
A very large mare was observed howling down a secluded road next to Keymar after midnight.
A huge fish has repeatedly been made out at Starners Dam on a dark night gazing.
The spirit of a planter in a farmer hat is frequently distinguished on the summit of Chestnut Hill in the early morning hours looking at the view.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been observed on many occasions dragging a body over the grass in Creagerstown Park on a dark night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot can often be observed being in an empty structure in Keymar.
A youthful girl sporting a bloody dress has once in a while been perceived standing by a wild road close to Keymar.
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Ghost Sightings From Keymar
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Ghost Sightings From Keymar
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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