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The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is now and then spotted slurping water from Keedysville Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic doe is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances in East Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise camping.
An enormous dromedary was spotted pacing through an apartment in the neighborhood of Keedysville.
A lady alight, carrying a fuel bottle came into sight looking for somebody by Horseshoe Bend. The viewer freaked out and escaped.
A space alien from planet Venus was perceived at a pay phone in Keedysville talking on the telephone.
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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