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These are some lies we made up about Joppa.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object materialized in the middle of Bird River devouring a tomato.
A gigantic rabbit was noticed by Atkisson Dam before dawn looking at the water.
An enormous aoudad was observed looking at folks in a Joppa building through a keyhole.
A gigantic marmoset has regularly been spotted in a wild place near Joppa.
A very large rhinoceros is often noticed trying to flag down cars down a shady road near Joppa.
A gigantic gazelle has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions posting a packet at a Joppa post office.
The ghost of a gentleman having a word carved into his forehead can often be perceived slurping water from Blackhawk Spring before dawn.
An enormous gopher has occasionally been made out twinkling a light in Bengies-Walters Park around midnight.
A very large otter has allegedly been observed on several instances at Barren Point in the early morning hours gazing
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down into the water.
A space invader from Jupiter has often been observed discussing into the air as if somebody else was there.
An ET from another world is frequently distinguished walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a shady Joppa lane.
A Velociraptor is known to have been seen on frequent occasions pointing at the
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bystander in Elk Neck State Park outside the park headquarters.
A space alien can repeatedly be spotted howling at the observer to go away in Fort Washington Park by the ranger station.
The ghost of a train driver can be seen repeatedly watching TV in a Joppa living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive crow has from time to time been witnessed rummaging around in trash cans on a Joppa road.
A giant porcupine is sometimes spotted hanging in the air like a balloon in Joppa.
A woman lacking a head has been said to have been made out on a few occasions staring at an old woman snoozing in an armchair in a house in Joppa. Scores of local residents claim this ghost may well be a distinguished past resident of Joppa.
An alien voyager from another solar system may now and then be made out in a shoe store in the Joppa vicinity.
An ET from Jupiter was observed creeping out from a drain hole on a Joppa avenue before sunrise.
The ghost of a young woman with a wire around her neck appeared snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Joppa. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed over and over again in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Joppa
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Ghost Sightings From Joppa
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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