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These are some lies we made up about Huntingtown.
A huge mink can occasionally be spotted at Gordon Farm Pond Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings.
The spirit of a young woman clad as a maid was distinguished in Arthur Storer Planetarium in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming. This is one of those phantoms that is observed very often in the vicinity. One of the locals firmly alleges that this phantom is that of a local who lived here in Huntingtown in the past.
A massive mouse was spotted looking down into the water at Abington Cove at midnight.
An ET from Saturn came into sight by Roosevelt Cliffs struggling to snatch something.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen flashing a lamp in the center of Black Swamp Creek.
The spirit of a down-and-out man was observed playing a harp in a Huntingtown mobile home. The watcher escaped when she made out the ghost. In any event, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you don't want to
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meet around midnight.
A frightening creature has repeatedly been made out in a Huntingtown highschool very late at night pacing the hallways.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly witnessed in a mirror in a Huntingtown home; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror.
A space invader from planet Mercury
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may repeatedly be observed in a home in the vicinity of Huntingtown.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a plumber may be witnessed frequently looking scary in Calvert Cliffs State Park at the park headquarters. Some of the folks who live here argue this phantom likes scaring folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Huntingtown. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A gigantic musk-ox has once in a while been perceived in Fort Washington Park near the ranger station facing the watcher.
Julius Ceasar is from time to time witnessed trying to find a bag under a parked truck in a Huntingtown parking lot at midnight.
A huge grizzly bear has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances going mad before dawn by a road sign in Huntingtown.
A Pterodactyl has repeatedly been observed seated at a coffee table in a Huntingtown residence heaving boulders.
A massive hog is regularly witnessed walking through a mobile home in Huntingtown.
An extremely
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large parrot is known to have been made out on a small number of instances marching through a building close to Huntingtown.
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Ghost Sightings From Huntingtown
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Ghost Sightings From Huntingtown
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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