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These are some lies we made up about Highland.
An alien explorer from space was perceived by Brighton Dam around midnight looking at the water.
A massive pronghorn has frequently been perceived seeking a glove on the water's edge of Triadelphia Reservoir.
A giant dromedary is frequently spotted downing soda pop in Benson Branch Environmental Area at night.
An alien from another galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions scrambling up from a manhole on a Highland street very late at night.
A space alien may often be witnessed snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Highland.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out very often musicalizing on a harmonica in a Highland home.
A very large llama has every so often been spotted in a mirror in a Highland house; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Highland
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Ghost Sightings From Highland
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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