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These are some lies we made up about Hanover.
An alien from deep space came into view surveying the surroundings from the peak of Lawyers Hill before dawn.
A female character was distinguished watching cable in a Hanover living room late in the night. When the spirit was distinguished it faded away into the air.
The ghost of a guy carrying a sword showed up on a Hanover avenue around midnight. Panicked by the onlookers the ghost vanished into the shadows.
A space alien was perceived in Andover Park before sunrise pulling a dead body across the ground.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been seen drifting down on Bill Branch at night.
The ghost of a woman with words carved into her arm has been seen on several occasions down next to the water at 18 Reservoir reading a magazine. Nonetheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her neck may regularly be perceived at Bloede Dam late in the
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night searching for a man. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who have the courage to upset the serenity in Hanover. In any event, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A colossal puppy may be witnessed over and over again staring at a person sleeping on a
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futon in a house in Hanover.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has every now and then been noticed trying to dump a body in Glen Burnie Bog at the stroke of midnight.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has been said to have been made out on a few occasions trying on shoes in a Hanover house.
A colossal koala has often been observed poking around in mailboxes late at night in Hanover.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn is repeatedly seen in a Hanover secondary school on a dark night striding the halls.
A female holding her head next to her arm has been made out on one or two instances shouting names of people at Cedarville State Forest. Regardless of what folks express, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you don't want to come across before sunrise.
A space invader from outer space can frequently be perceived pointing at the watcher in Catoctin Mountain Park at the park headquarters.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be spotted often in a mirror in a Hanover residence; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Hanover
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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