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A very large basilisk can every now and then be spotted digging a crater in the earth in Greenwood Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man has regularly been spotted throwing pebbles into the current at Bald Hill Branch on a dark night.
A large creepy monster is often distinguished trying to exclaim something down at Magnolia Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic gopher has been witnessed on one or two occasions by Island Marshes trying to snatch something.
A decapitated female can frequently be made out strolling through a trailer right next door to Glenn Dale. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may be perceived frequently at a pay phone in Glenn Dale using the phone.
Napoleon Bonaparte has occasionally been noticed at Allen Pond Dam on a dark night shuffling orbs around.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenn Dale
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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