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These are some lies we made up about Glen Echo.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady is regularly perceived taking pleasure in the vista at Little Falls Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions in Ayrlawn Park after midnight smoking a cigar.
An alien traveler from the cosmos may frequently be witnessed on the water's edge of Dalecarlia Reservoir chatting into the night.
A black crow that transformed into a woman may be distinguished repeatedly at night fluttering across David Taylor Model Basin. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A huge zebu has now and then been distinguished hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Bogley Branch late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Echo
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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