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These are some lies we made up about Gaithersburg.
A female with a machete in her head has every now and then been observed in Aberdeen Park late in the night going out of control. No matter what people articulate, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is better not messed with.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship is every now and then spotted excavating a hole at the water's edge at Clopper Lake.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter can sometimes be made out in a house in Gaithersburg. People here who have seen this phantom assert this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Gaithersburg in the past.
An alien voyager from another solar system was observed in a Gaithersburg residence.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack clutching a big axe was spotted floating by on Beaverbrook at the stroke of midnight. Alarmed by the bystanders the ghost vanished into the shadows. Nonetheless, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across very
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late at night.
An alien from Saturn was seen at Churchill Town Sector Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
The scary ghost of a Gaul was observed at Blockhouse Point after midnight gazing down into the water. This individual ghost has been witnessed frequently in this place. Residents here allege that this ghost is that of a person
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who resided here in Gaithersburg some time ago. In any case, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A terrifying skeleton has often been spotted down beside All Pure Spring on a dark night reading a pamphlet. A local claims that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to disrupt the tranquility in Gaithersburg.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances on the highest spot of Black Hill late at night observing the vista.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can regularly be spotted walking in the middle of a desolate road close to Gaithersburg.
A space alien may be spotted over and over again having a seat on a stool in a residence near Gaithersburg.
A glowing human body has once in a while been distinguished at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing Nissan on a gloomy road outside Gaithersburg. No matter what people utter, this spirit undeniably is scary; one that should be
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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