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These are some lies we made up about Fruitland.
A gigantic fish has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances swallowing gasoline by Bell Marsh.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress may once in a while be distinguished looking down into the water at Bitter Head Point at night.
A space alien from the cosmos has frequently been witnessed reading a book in Canal Walk Park at the stroke of midnight.
A big frightening monster is frequently perceived chain-sawing down a soaring tree in Baileys Woods before sunrise.
The ghost of an eleven feet massive person has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions on the top of Backbone Hill before sunrise watching the surroundings.
A space alien can regularly be seen looking at the water by Allentown Pond Dam at midnight.
The spirit of a young girl may be observed frequently in the center of Connelly Mill Branch shining a kerosene lamp. In any event, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitland
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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