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These are some lies we made up about Friendsville.
A massive cougar was perceived by Bear Creek trashing a shoe.
An alien from another solar system came into view strolling through a Friendsville vicinity burial ground.
The ghost of a waitress was seen in Collier Hollow around midnight having an apple. This phantom is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been many other sightings of this particular phantom. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief emerged at Kemp Farm Pond Dam on a dark night enjoying the vista. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed frequently close at hand.
Little Red Riding Hood was distinguished studying the landscape from the highest spot of Bishop Hill around midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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