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These are some lies we made up about Fort Howard.
A decapitated guy was observed by Black Marsh moving orbs about. This specific ghost has been observed time and again in this spot.
Count Dracula has repeatedly been noticed in Battle Grove Park before dawn hauling a dead body across the dirt.
An enormous mare is often witnessed checking out Bodkin Point Shoal in detail on a dark night.
A space man from another galaxy has been said to have been noticed on many occasions hauling a body from the freezing water of Back River in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform can often be distinguished next to the water at Ashlar Pond chucking bricks. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Fort Howard resident. Whichever way, it's a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Howard
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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