|
| |
Fishing Creek, Maryland Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Fishing Creek.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in Charles Creek carving an outlet.
An extremely large newt has regularly been made out piling pebbles by the water at Aaron Cove.
The ghost of a critically scorched woman is frequently observed gulping blood from a cup by Boggs Gut.
A space man from another world can repeatedly be observed standing by a wild road near Fishing Creek.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be perceived over and over again in a residence in Fishing Creek.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Fishing Creek
Submit a lie about Fishing Creek, Maryland:
Other untruthful towns near Fishing Creek, Maryland:
Crapo, Maryland, 7 miles away
Wingate, Maryland, 8 miles away
Church Creek, Maryland, 8 miles away
Toddville, Maryland, 10 miles away
Taylors Island, Maryland, 11 miles away
Crocheron, Maryland, 11 miles away
Madison, Maryland, 11 miles away
Woolford, Maryland, 12 miles away
Cambridge, Maryland, 16 miles away
Ewell, Maryland, 21 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maryland
|
Ghost Sightings From Fishing Creek
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
MORE JOKES
|
