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These are some lies we made up about Finksburg.
A lady holding her head underneath her arm may be witnessed time and again on the summit of The Bunker before sunrise looking at the sight.
An martian vacationer from space is now and then seen by Aspen Run smoking a cigar.
A space man from another planet has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions conversing into the air in Cranberry Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking woman dressed in a blood-covered prom dress may from time to time be spotted on a Finksburg road in the early morning hours before sunrise. Local people who have seen this spirit declare this spirit is the tormented soul of an old Finksburg resident. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived gripping a human headbone at Black and Decker Manufacturing Company Dam before dawn.
A decapitated woman came into view
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hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Finksburg. Panic stricken by the onlookers the phantom departed into the dark.
The ghost of a young girl showed up looking at a person snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Finksburg. When spotted the ghost came close to the eye witness who then ran away. Local people allege that this ghost is that
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of a resident who lived here in Finksburg some decades ago. One thing's for sure, this spirit unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space invader from Pluto was seen in a restaurant in the Finksburg area.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been made out trying on clothes in a Finksburg apartment.
The ghost of a woman having half her head lost is often distinguished crawling up from a storm drain on a Finksburg road on a dark night. Nonetheless, this is a bad ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gargantuan iguana is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Gunpowder Falls State Park near the park headquarters looking scary.
The Gingerbread Man may frequently be observed at Appalachian National Scenic Trail pointing at the bystander.
A very large duckbill may be noticed very often nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Finksburg.
A space alien has every so often been distinguished in
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a Finksburg school late in the night strolling the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Finksburg
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Ghost Sightings From Finksburg
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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