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A space alien was noticed howling by Bowling Creek.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet materialized rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Faulkner trailer at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was observed struggling to grip something up on the peak of Bunker Hill. When seen the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran away.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a jacket has often been witnessed meditating by Cramer Gut. People here assert that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Faulkner some time ago.
A space man from the cosmos is often spotted terrifying people down by the water at Allens Fresh Run.
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Ghost Sightings From Faulkner
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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