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These are some lies we made up about Elkridge.
An enormous cheetah appeared in the backseat of a Honda by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A space man was noticed by a man canoeing in a river near Elkridge.
A massive opossum was distinguished at Bloede Dam at night enjoying the view.
A woman's body with a horse's head has frequently been distinguished reading a magazine mid stream in Bill Branch. One thing is for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be kept away from.
A Pterodactyl is often spotted searching for a person on the water's edge of Clear Spring Water Reservoir.
An extremely large horse is known to have been observed on a few instances taking a rest in an armchair in a house in Elkridge.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin may repeatedly be seen sniveling up on the pinnacle of Chestnut Hill. One of the locals definitely claims that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local who used to have
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a home here in Elkridge.
A partly decayed human corpse may be noticed often yelling in Andover Park at night. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost is the undead spirit of a former Elkridge local resident. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
Rapunzel has every so often been perceived trying to express
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something next to a streetlight in Elkridge.
An alien voyager from another world is once in a while noticed pacing from residence to residence around midnight on an Elkridge residential street.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions relaxing at the dining table in an Elkridge home.
A female burning, carrying a gasoline container has frequently been spotted thinking right by the entrance to Cedarville State Forest.
A space invader is regularly noticed in Catoctin Mountain Park near the ranger station shifting orbs about.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a hat may regularly be seen staring at people in an Elkridge mobile home through an air vent. It's been declared that this exact ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Elkridge some decades ago.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered wedding gown may be noticed often trying to flag down cars by the side of a shady road near Elkridge. Regardless of what,
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it's sure a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Elkridge
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Ghost Sightings From Elkridge
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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