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These are some lies we made up about Dowell.
An alien tourist from deep space is repeatedly observed at Back Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water.
A colossal bison is known to have been seen on a few instances taking a rest on the floor in a house in Dowell.
A space man from another galaxy may repeatedly be seen gulping blood from a mug in Hellen Bar at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a machete in her head may be noticed frequently on the water's edge of Chesapeake Ranch Club Lake dining on a cracker.
A drifting ghost has now and then been observed conducting a guided outing of Nutts Cliffs to a crowd of phantoms late at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Dowell.
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Ghost Sightings From Dowell
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Ghost Sightings From Dowell
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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