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An ET from planet Mercury has regularly been made out by the water at Arundel Cove mounding pebbles.
The ghost of a man gripping a blood-covered spear has been said to have been observed on several instances glugging down blood from a container in Fishing Point Shoal after midnight. A lot of people who live here say this phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Curtis Bay in the past.
The ghost of a civil war warrior can frequently be made out searching for a photo by Brewerton Angle. People argue that this phantom enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who dare to disturb the calm in Curtis Bay. In any case, it is in all certainty a frightening spirit that you wouldn't want to come across very late at night.
An alien from outer space can be made out time and again staring at people in a Curtis Bay mobile home through an air vent.
The phantom of a man having names engraved into his arm has sometimes been witnessed smoking a pipe by the
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water at Lake Waterford. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan baboon is now and then made out in the middle of Bailys Branch conversing into the thin air.
A huge shrew is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous occasions seeking another ghost in Arundel Hills Park
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around midnight.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar may now and then be spotted gripping a human cranium up on the highest spot of Federal Hill.
An alien was made out howling by Cockeys Creek Bog.
A big bloodcurdling beast emerged in a desolate zone outside Curtis Bay.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed looking at the water by Druid Hill Lake Dam on a dark night.
A very large gazelle appeared walking down a murky road next to Curtis Bay.
Socrates was witnessed dispatching an envelope at a Curtis Bay post office.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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