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These are some lies we made up about Crownsville.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is every so often distinguished hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Arden Park before dawn.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been observed on frequent occasions ascending out of a storm drain on a Crownsville road on a dark night.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown was observed at the stroke of midnight staring over North Basin. The observer panicked and ran away.
A man having a sword in his head became visible shouting at the watcher to beat it on the shore of Hidden Pond. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the watchers. A number of of the people who live here allege this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Crownsville.
Vasco da Gama was spotted at Annapolis Reservoir Dam on a dark night taking in the panorama.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet came into
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sight around midnight floating down Anne Green Spring Branch.
The phantom of a mail carrier was distinguished by Wiona Cliffs mounding boulders. The spirit reacted to the viewer.
A very large lamb has frequently been noticed observing the scenery from the apex of Mount Misery after midnight.
A space man from another solar system
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is repeatedly made out by Broad Creek Marsh munching on a piece of bread.
A sasquatch has allegedly been observed on a few instances playing a tune on a flute in a Crownsville mobile home.
The alien captain of a UFO can be observed very often reading a newspaper by the water at Addison Point.
A gargantuan salamander has once in a while been seen in a Crownsville school after midnight staggering the corridors.
A womanly person is once in a while spotted taking a swim down by Wild Rose Shores at midnight.
The phantom of a guy gripping a sword is known to have been made out on many instances in a trailer near Crownsville.
The ghost of a female with demonic signs etched into her leg has regularly been noticed in a Crownsville area store, marching the aisles. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Crownsville person who lived here.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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