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These are some lies we made up about Crapo.
A woman with the head of a devil has purportedly been spotted on many occasions rummaging around in garbage cans on a Crapo lane. A local resident asserts that this spirit could be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Crapo.
An martian explorer from the cosmos may regularly be witnessed staring by Beech Ground Swamp.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there can be noticed very often at Barbeque Point very late at night looking down into the water. No matter what people exclaim, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a young female sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown has occasionally been seen meditating in Backgarden Creek. Some of the people here argue this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Crapo.
An alien from planet Neptune is every now and then seen frightening people down by the waterfront at Harpers Pond.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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