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These are some lies we made up about Cooksville.
The spirit of a guy with a cross engraved into his leg has every so often been witnessed seeking a photo underneath a parked Chevy in a Cooksville parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos is sometimes observed trying to articulate something by Cool Spring on a dark night.
A very large budgerigar may occasionally be seen in a Cooksville area auto part store, striding the aisles.
Vincent van Gogh was seen seated at the dining table in a Cooksville apartment reflecting.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft came into view moving orbs about at Foreman Branch Dam in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Cooksville
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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