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A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth may be spotted over and over again looking by Basin Run. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her chest has every so often been seen attempting to touch something in Sleepy Hollow on a dark night. Many residents argue this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Conowingo some time ago.
An alien from deep space is occasionally witnessed down near Amos Falls at midnight contemplating.
The ghost of a shackled up woman has been observed on many instances staring at the water by Conowingo Dam before sunrise.
A massive dromedary can every so often be observed down at the water at Conowingo Reservoir screaming names of people.
A gargantuan eland was witnessed standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Conowingo.
A lady carrying her head by her arm appeared at Glen Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water. The onlooker got scared and ran off.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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