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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
A space alien from Pluto can be made out over and over again seated at the dining table in a Columbia apartment mounding pieces of wood.
An ET from outer space has once in a while been spotted devastating a picture next to a lofty tree in Symphony Woods.
A large frightening phantom is from time to time seen beside the water's edge at Lake Kittamaqundi swallowing blood from a glass. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
Aladdin has allegedly been made out on frequent instances dragging a corpse through some bushes in Atholton Park in the early morning hours.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft can from time to time be observed staggering through a residence in Columbia.
An ET from planet Mercury was distinguished gazing at the water by Johns Hopkins University Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system showed up traveling on a stallion in the middle of a road near
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Columbia.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft became visible in the center of Benson Branch reading a magazine.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was seen at a pay phone in Columbia making a phone call.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was distinguished striding through a Columbia
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vicinity cemetery. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then disappeared. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Columbia local. No matter what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a street bum has frequently been distinguished gazing next to a wild road in close proximity to Columbia late in the night. No matter what folks state, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that is rather not upset.
A gargantuan kinkajou has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances being in a vacant manor in Columbia.
William Shakespeare may often be seen reflecting quite near the entrance to Cedarville State Forest.
The ghost of a young lady drenched in blood has every now and then been noticed in Appalachian National Scenic Trail outside the park headquarters startling folks.
A massive lemur has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of instances standing by a deserted
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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