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These are some lies we made up about Colora.
A huge kangaroo has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions in Diddie Richardson Park on a dark night hauling a corpse over rocks.
The phantom of a gentleman clutching a sword may occasionally be distinguished smoking a cigar up on Mount Ararat.
An alien has often been seen marching through a Colora vicinity cemetery.
Henry VIII has been said to have been seen on several occasions in Sleepy Hollow very late at night holding a skull.
An martian vacationer from outer space may often be observed yelling by the side of a wild highway in close proximity to Colora before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Colora
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Ghost Sightings From Colora
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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